AFTER
After you dumped me I decided to try things I had never done before.
I let my armpit hair grow, just to see how long it would get until it bothered me.
After you dumped me, you shaved the goatee I’d asked you to grow.
In retaliation, I shaved my pubes like you’d always asked but I never would.
I started getting regular pedicures in protest of your neglected and dry, scaly feet
that I’d ALWAYS hated.
I cried, I ranted, I moaned and mourned.
After you dumped me I found a person at the core of my being
I could never have been with you.
After you dumped me, I went on living.
Just like I always said I would.
